"I'm Old..."

Bleh has bursitis in her hip. Again, how do I know this? Because she called over another coworker from the water cooler to tell her, loudly, about her doctor diagnosing her hip. Did I mention it was in her hip? Because it's in her hip.

Bursitis.

In her hip.

Hip.

Bursitis.

Oh! Sorry...I was hypnotizing myself there...

Perhaps this is why she walks funny? I thought she just had something stuck up her ass. Oh, and she refused to take the shots the doctor offered to help with pain. Now, what sane person turns down pain alleviation? Oh, right....Bleh does because she wouldn't have anything to whine about if she wasn't in pain.

Sigh. Is it really only Monday?

More than one Pair

More than one pair of culottes, that is. Bleh not only owns a pair of khaki 'lottes, she also has a culotte outfit. It's pink and, at first glance, appears to be a 2-piece dress (blouse & skirt). However, when she does her odd horsey walk down the hall, it becomes quite clear it's not a skirt she's wearing. Thankfully it's billowy enough to prevent her from sporting her usual lift-and-separate butt cleavage. Eww.

Skirting the Issue

Bleh has been wearing skirts and dresses all week, so the wedgie report is unknown at this time. Her wonky walk, however, is even more so since the skirt swishes back and forth with each step, magnifying the odd up & down motion of her gait.