annoying coworker The Chronicles of Bleh: My Annoying Coworker: "Mommie"
Showing posts with label "Mommie". Show all posts
Showing posts with label "Mommie". Show all posts

12.12.2011

A little Drama and some Ass

Readers have asked if Mini-Bleh is hot or if Bleh has a nice ass. The answer to both questions is a resounding "No." Here's a visual -- I can honestly compare Bleh's butt to a bag of apples: a small bag with a lot of apples in it with a large crease in the middle. Yuck. Mini-Bleh has a rather plain face, usually with a confused expression draped across it. She's about 19 and has a slender build and fortunately seems to have avoided her mother's fashion faux pas of too-tight pants. Unfortunately, despite her rather normal dress, she's still a pathetic creature who calls her mother "mommie" in public.

Now, let's get down to today's "drama." It's in quotes because it's completely manufactured by Bleh, as is per usual. Apparently a coworker is out today because she is very depressed. Instead of leaving the poor woman alone, Bleh has taken it upon herself to tell EVERYONE in the office this coworker's business, and has even gone so far as to tell (not ask) Teh Supervisor that she was going to go over to the sad coworker's house because she "can't concentrate" and is "worried." This was at 10:30 this morning.

Yes, you read that correctly: The Sup didn't stop Bleh from just leaving the office on a whim, nor did she tell Bleh she'd have to use her leave time to go. No, Bleh is apparently in charge around here and can do whatever the hell she wants. Geez.

While I feel badly for the depressed coworker, I feel even more badly for her because she had to endure a visit from Bleh. What could be more depressing than that? Yikes!

5.10.2011

Eye-roll Number 345

Long time readers know that Bleh and her daughter, Mini-Bleh, are attached at the hip, because they have an exceptionally healthy and non-dependent relationship.

Well, Mini-Bleh is off to Grandma's house and lost her cell phone. She found a phone to call her mother here at the office to tell her she lost said phone and now Bleh is off to mail her cell phone to Mini-Bleh so she can "be in contact with her at all times." (Yes, actual quote from Bleh.)

I guess Grandma has no phone? I guess Bleh can't let her kid go for more than 24 hours? I guess I get to hear all about it now, especially since Mini-Bleh will have her damned phone. Gawd! Even when the kid is in another state, she's here at the f*ckin' office.

3.11.2011

What. The. F*ck?

Bleh's here today! WITH her mother and Mini-Bleh!

Apparently, she's got to introduce her mother to everyone in the office. Huh? Why? To top things off, her cell phone keeps ringing. I guess since she's not working she doesn't mind interrupting everyone else with her visitors and her phone.

Bleh, GO HOME. You took time off to spend it with your family, not inflict them upon us. Seriously, does everything have to be about you even on your day off?!

3.10.2011

BZZZ! BZZ! BZZZ!

So maybe Bleh doesn't make/get as many personal calls as she did in the early days, but now she's apparently discovered texting. And instead of putting her phone on silent like a considerate person, she's got it on vibrate.

Yep, you guessed it...all day long "BZZZZZZZZZZ! BZZZZZZZZZZZZ! BZZZZZZZZZZ!"

It's the kind of annoying noise that's got me wishing there was a hornet's nest nearby I could put under her desk.

IN OTHER NEWS:
Bleh's Mommie is visiting this weekend. Bad part? She's been yapping about it all day. (Because we care, remember?) Good part? She's out of the office until Tuesday! Yay!