Marriage Advice

Bleh's giving one of the interns marriage advice(!). She told the kid not to have children until 3 years into a marriage, because "it changes the whole dynamic" of said marriage. Yep, Bleh the marriage pro. Heh!

Hmmm. I think Bleh would have turned out to be a poor parent regardless of how long she and The Husband waited. See parenting -related posts for examples. Have some tissue ready; you may cry.'

Oh, and it's chocolate time again. Bleh brought a box of chocolates her son is supposed to be selling for school. Since they live next to no one, I guess Bleh thinks her colleagues can buy this sh*t instead.

Cookie Dough

Ugh. Bleh strolled into work 20 minutes late (as usual) and then stopped at a colleague's desk to bitch & moan about how The Son is selling cookie dough to raise money for his school. "Blab blab blab blab....cookie dough..."

Well geez, Bleh, if you don't like selling crap for your kid, perhaps you shouldn't bring the order form to work to pester your coworkers and instead make the kid go door to door? Oh wait that's right, you and your crazy family live in the middle of BFE!

Sigh.

Guess who won't be buying cookie dough?