Bleh was here at 8:05 today! This is surely a sign of the coming apocalypse; however, I think it's really just a fluke. Wedgie Watchers will be happy to know she's wearing her most cleavage-making pants today -- the brown denim that actually lifts and separates both butt cheeks and shows her pantylines, thereby making each cheek its own mini ass. Yikes!
Bleh and The Husband bought a new hybrid last week to replace the one they lost in the accident. (Yes, they're "green;" unfortunately that doesn't make up for the stupidity they display in every other area of their lives.) Of course, he had to call her and get mad that she wasn't ready to leave the office at 3pm sharp (when he was) to go get said new car. [Best Southern accent:] Ah just looooove listen'en to them two fight on the phone. It's so romantical... Sigh. [PUKE!]
She has, of course, told each person in the office individually all about the new car. So I got to hear the story at least 3 times yesterday (I managed to put in a quiet few hours in the front office after lunch). Soon the magic will wear off and the suckitude of having made car payments on a now-totaled vehicle for the past year and a half will hit. Ouch.
2 comments:
Only at work for 7 hours. Nice work if you can get it.
Is it wrong to hate someone I've never met?
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