Bleh's been cornered by the chatty cleaning lady for the past 20 minutes. This is hilarious because the cleaning lady, while a sweet gal, is the kind of person who answers a simple "How are you?" with her laundry list of life problems. So you never ask the cleaning lady how she's doing -- you just say hello, smile, and keep walking unless you want to get an earful about her ailments, children, or whatever minutia she's got on the brain that day.
Bleh doesn't like Cleaning Lady. In fact, she's asked me to "call her" so she'd have an excuse to stop talking to CL. Here's the funny part -- I'm over here typing and not calling...
I guess everyone has a Bleh. Even Bleh.
UPDATE: Bleh just went to the restroom. She didn't wash her hands. Eww.
6 comments:
Not washing her hands? We call people like that "pee pee pants" at our office and if we really hate them, put big signs in the restroom with information about how unwashed hands spread germs, etc. noting THIS MEANS YOU.
You should turn her in to your HR department for unsanitary behavior (as well as her normal unbelievably bad employee behavior - where IS your HR dept anyway? Why do they let this deadbeat continue to have a job?)
Eehhee hee. You know, there ARE signs you could probably download. I'd do it just to do it. Parallel Universe Bleh does the saaaaammmmeee thing, and I am like eeeew! You know, you mentioned she's all into YouTube, so maybe you should just send her this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZXsuNfkhAI
now that there is some excellent karma. nice that you "won" today.
With all the time she spends NOT working, I figured she's spend about 7 minutes washing her hands.
I need a Bleh update!
I need a Bleh update too!
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