Dear Bleh:
I thought I'd write this note to let you know you need to work a little harder on keeping your slacking and incompetence on the down-low. When you're yapping on the phone with your 2nd job's boss or the lady at the feed store, it's kinda obvious you're not working. Also, when you play youtube videos and use the speakers on your desk and not a pair of headphones, it's kinda obvious you're not working. And the whole arriving-late-every-day thing? Yeah, that's pretty noticeable as well. Today you walked in the door at 8:15, but stopped to chitchat and whinny that horrible laugh of yours for another 15 minutes before you even put your bag down on your desk. Wow --- a whole half hour of the day, gone, even before you spent another 20 minutes getting coffee. You're good, I'll give you that; however, your ability to be smooth about it is about as suave as George Bush at a Mensa meeting.
Sincerely,
Your coworker
2 comments:
The Blehs of this world are EVER so much more annoying when they don't even try to conceal their Bleh-titude. Their supervisors are even more pathetic for not catching on and nipping this behavior in the Bleh.
I need to leave a similar note for our Bleh. It's 8:48 and she still hasn't gotten here yet. Yesterday she didn't get here until 9:07. I wish she'd get it through her thick skull that work starts at 8:00 am! That is just one of the many things about her that is annoying.
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