Bleh is out of the office today. She's dropping off one of her spawn to ballet camp. Yes, the same ballet camp that required so very many special calls about shoes. Both she and The Husband went on this trip and apparently were going to get it on at the Ambassador Hotel to celebrate their anniversary* (I know, because she told everyone she would be doing this). Ahhh, twenty years of being the most annoying couple ever... it makes me a little misty. Not.
Despite having lunch-losing knowledge of their hotel room activities I am celebrating today! The office is deliciously silent: no whiny children are here, her cellphone and its eardrum-melting ring is 2 states away, and there is no horsey laugh punctuating the end of her every inane sentence. I'm gonna go now --- I want to enjoy what's left of this beautiful day.
*Note to self: never stay in any hotel by that name.
1 comment:
I hate Bleh.
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