We all know Bleh can't wear a pair of pants that actually fit her to save her life, right? Well, today she's got on a pair of khakis, part of which aren't seeing the light of day right now, if you know what I mean. Oh, and yep, ye olde panty lines are there, too!
Sure, it'd be nice to tell her to wear some pants that don't look like they're being sucked up her ass, but then she'd know I had looked at her butt. And that would be awkward. Really awkward. It's not that I wanted to look at it, but when she wears such odd things, it's hard not to miss, ya know?
I'm gonna go bleach my brain now.
2 comments:
thank you, thank you, thank you - for bringing some entertainment and sanity to my day! I also work with a 'Bleh' and when I first read your blog I could've sworn you and I work with the same Bleh!! Luckily, my Bleh doesn't bring her kids into the office - just talks to them and others on personal calls all day. She is on #12 call of the day...and she came in late today (of course)
This person sounds very annoying. And yet you spend so much time and effort obsessing about this person, as evidenced by the existance of this blog. Why? There are jerk coworkers everywhere. I resent every moment I waste thinking about those sorts of people because it gives them much more power and importance than they deserve. Aren't there other, more positive, things that you could be doing to make your life better?
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