She comes back to the office tomorrow after being on vacation all last week. Geez. Last week was so calm and peaceful. Really! It was a joy to go to the office. I actually got work done and didn't want to hit anyone in the face.
I don't know what to expect tomorrow, except loud and incessant retellings of vacation happenings. Joy. Guess the ol' earphones will be back on and the music turned up to drown her out.
Were I a wizard, I'd somehow do that mouth-sealing trick from Army 0f Darkness* on her. Alas, I am not.
*Am I even remembering that right?
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Go all Bubba Hotep on her ass....
LOVE EVERY WORD
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