Hiya Readers! 2009 is here, the air is crisp, the office is well... the office. A little time away always helps the soul recuperate enough to get back in the game and start fresh.
Bleh strolled in 20 minutes late today. Guess her New Years resolution wasn't punctuality. You also won't be shocked to learn the sweater she's sporting today is a danger to eyesight everywhere. It's black with large multicolored pink and orange blotches. Unfortunately it's not long enough to cover her requisite wedgie. Oh, and her hacking cough is stronger and louder than ever. Eww.
She hasn't done anything particularly egregious today, but I'm not complaining. I know some readers balked at my decided non-reaction to her staff lounge hi-jinx last month, but I have to be honest, reacting to her is what she wants. I've found if I simply don't emotionally respond to her, she usually stops being obnoxious to me. It's my zen way of dealing with her --- she's awful, but I just remember she doesn't affect me emotionally. It's how I deal.
Does this mean she'll never learn to be a mature adult or to stop being so damned annoying? Probably, but it's not my job to educate her. Her "Eliza Doolittle" shtick can suck it. Besides, this delicious chunk o' internet schadenfreude you're enjoying wouldn't exist. And I'll be frank: writing about her gets her out of my system faster than any middle finger or childish prank ever could.
1 comment:
YOU'RE BACK! GOOD GOD YOU'RE BACK! I THOUGHT YOU'D DISAPPEARED! Didn't hear from you for a while!! Hehe, but Happy New year mate ^-^ I'm glad you've found a way to deal with Bleh, hehe.
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