annoying coworker The Chronicles of Bleh: My Annoying Coworker: Sweet Jesus, she is fucking ON FIRE today!

5.20.2008

Sweet Jesus, she is fucking ON FIRE today!

This day will never end. The wedgies, the phone calls, the chaos. Apparently if Bleh misses a day, she makes up for her lost shenanigans big time.

Now Bleh is talking about MaryKay or some shit to a colleague. Apparently The Husband doesn't want Bleh to wear makeup and didn't want her to go to the MK party another colleague hosted last weekend to spend his money on expensive lipstick or whatever. Of course The Husband gets to dictate what she puts on her face. How could he not? The man can't even be bothered to make his own phone calls.

How do I know all this? Because Bleh has said the same sentence five times. "[The Husband] doesn't want me to wear makeup and he didn't want me to go to the MK party last weekend." Oh whahhh. Pay attention to me....

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