Can she get any lower?

A colleague got married last weekend. Bleh and I were both in attendance. It was an odd wedding in that the groom unfortunately got stuck at an out-of-state airport that morning and couldn't get to the ceremony, so the couple got married over the phone. (Believe it or not, it was still a lovely low-key ceremony; the bride was the picture of grace and composure.) We all enjoyed the reception and the bride seemed to have fun too. The groom supposedly flew in later that evening and they had a ring ceremony then. All ended well, right?

Not when Bleh's involved...

This morning Bleh goes to my sup's office and tells her she's worried about the colleague, saying she thinks colleague didn't actually get married since -- get this! -- Bleh went home after the wedding and checked the airline's webpage for delayed/canceled flights and found none! Gee, that means it's time to start spreading conspiracies around the office!

One, who does that? Seriously --- why "check up" on the groom? If something happened or changed, that's the couple's business, not Bleh's.

Two, now Bleh is now spreading this around the office, upsetting everyone that the colleague's marriage might not be okay, that the groom somehow didn't want to get married, etc.

Bleh, you're a cruel and unusual bitch. Shut up and mind your own business.