9:05 am. Breaking news! It may rain today. Will Bleh's son have a soccer game? No one knows for sure, the person she called to take son to game wasn't there. Bleh left a very long voicemail, of course. Person, to my knowledge, never returned the call.
1:26 pm. Breaking news! It is raining! Oh wait, it stopped. Better call husband at home to confirm that she should call Person again to tell her not to take son to game.
1:27 pm. Breaking news! Calling Person now. No answer...no answer...no answer...and...person answered! Bleh: "Hi, Person. My husband is home looking at the radar and says it is raining now and will probably be raining later too, so there probably won't be a game. Okay, bye."
1:30 pm. Breaking news! Bleh calls her husband back to tell him that Person said 'okay, no game, got it'.
Husband is lazy bastard. It has taken 4 phone calls to do what one phone call OUTSIDE OF THIS OFFICE would have accomplished. Can the man not do anything for himself at home? Must he call his wife at work to get her to call people for him? Wow, how nice to be so privileged.
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